King Size Peggy

"Welcome to the first issue of ThroTTle! Allow me to take you on a tour..."

I told them to clean up this pig pen!

Thank you for the story idea! We'll send a reporter over right away!

Anybody know how to pull up a calendar on this thing? I need to see my hair-weaving

Where's the caps lock on this dinosaur? And somebody grab me another Michelob,
the deadline pressure is killing me!

Cripes! The galleys are coming out blank! When was the fixer last changed?!

One day we'll do all this paste-up on computers, mark my words.

Well, the first issue of ThroTTle has been put to bed. Nothing left to do but drive it
to the printer, then drop them all over town!